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January 7th, 2005Totally Useless, Totally Fun, Fun! | |
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What's New At UselessFun.com!
Hey everyone! Sorry about the delay in the newsletter, I got caught up in an extremely busy semester. But the good news is the semester is over and I have a one month break to do website work, play some games and just relax. And there's more good news: because it has been 2 months since the last update, I've been saving up a bunch of sites, so there's a bunch of great stuff for you to check out!
There are some new polls hanging around the site, and the Random Link Generator is updated and now contains 125 links for you to scroll through. That's a great time waster if you're looking for something to do -- with 125 links, there's something for everyone! There are also two new shockwave games for your enjoyment: Arithmetiles, and Attack of the Mutant Artifical Trees. You can find all the games on the Games page. The new wordsearch theme is Astrology. I didn't get enough submissions to the UselessFun.com forum to be able to pick a link to publish. So please guys, stop by there and post your favorite sites! You don't even have to sign up for an account to post a site. Plus there's a lot of sites there that are really funny that aren't located anywhere on the mainsite, so it's definitely worth a look! Check it Out Here! I should have another update done real soon -- I still have a lot of sites I've been saving up and would like to add. So you should hear from me real soon! Brandie FEATURED OFFERS: Do you know someone who is almost impossible to buy a gift for? Well here is a special, unique gift that lasts forever: Name a Star For Someone You Love!! This is 100% real, and the recipient's star will be put down in the books for future generations to gaze at. Your special person will receive a certificate, along with a map and coordinates of his or her star. Click Here Join and get 12 CDs FREE! Click here for details. Save 57% on Cosmopolitan Magazine Save 75% on MAXIM Magazine STOPzilla! The ULTIMATE Popup Killer! The New Links!
This one is so bizarre you have to see it for yourself. No amount of explaining will suffice. There's no pictures, only words, but these words will haunt you every time you think of these poor little creatures. For a small fee you will help fund time-travel. In return, they will come back and get you so that you can live in the future when the technology has been invented. They're serious! "Lonely Attractive Inmates in the USA Seek Penpals" Pick age and sex, and see pics of who you're going to write to. Common -- "Make a lonely inmate smile." It's body reading -- for your penis. Find out what yours (or your partner's) says about you/them. Stories from the Old and New Testament acted out with legos. My favorite satire site so far -- read articles like "Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic." Post a pic of a jerk for $1, or remove your pic from the page for $5. Great way to get someone back! Tons of fun tests and quizzes like the Kinky Purity Test, Sleaze Test, The Man Test and much more! Lots and lots of crosswords for you to do on the web. I don't even care for crossword puzzles and I spent way too much time on the site. Another completely useless addition -- work your choice of 3 different virtual staplers. When you're done you can read poetry dedicated to staplers (pretty good, actually) or look at pics of staplers. Contact Us
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will ... I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies out of the trunk. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Be nice to your kids. They will pick out your nursing home. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. TIDBITS
IOWA -- A man passed out on the railroad tracks was uninjured after a train stopped on top of him Sept. 2.
The train's engineer saw someone on the tracks. He hit the train's emergency stop brakes and notified authorities that the northbound train might have hit a pedestrian.
Officers found that Shawn M. Polley, 44, Bowling Green, Ken., was passed out between the rails, according to Le Mars Police Department records. As the train braked, the two power units passed over Polley's body without hitting him.
After disconnecting the first power unit, officers were able to remove Polley from under the engine.
He was booked into the Plymouth County Jail around 10:10 p.m. on charges of public intoxication and interference with official acts.
KUALA LUMPUR - "'Til death do us part" came a little too soon for one Malaysian couple when the man killed his wife after he thought she was a monkey picking fruit in a tree behind their house. Apparently the man, 70, didn't get a very close look before recklessly firing a shotgun at the tree. He is now being held by police for the death of his wife who he mistook for a monkey rummaging in their mango- steen tree on Monday. His wife had climbed a ladder into the tree and was picking tropical fruit when she was shot by her hubby. She was pronounced dead on arrival at a hospital, the New Straits Times said. The couple resided in central Malaysia and had raised 13 children. |
