STRANGLY BIZARRE Dolphin Sex! This one is so bizarre you have to see it for yourself. No amount of explaining will suffice. There's no pictures, only words, but these words will haunt you every time you think of these poor little creatures. Serena's Guide to Phallomancy It's body reading -- for your penis. Find out what yours (or your partner's) says about you/them. Time Travel Fund For a small fee you will help fund time-travel. In return, they will come back and get you so that you can live in the future when the technology has been invented. They're serious! Rectal Foreign Bodies Yup, this is as scary as it sounds -- lists of all the things that have been removed from a person's rectum. Eww.. a frozen pig's tail? Subservient Chicken What do you get when you have a real man, a chicken costume, and a command prompt? A subservient chicken! Go to this site and type in a command and the chicken will do it -- even if you tell it to pee on the couch! The oddest thing of all about this? It's brought to you by Burger King! Afterlife Telegrams! What do you do when you need to send a message to a dead person? Why, pay someone who's dying of course! For a fee of only $10 a word these terminally ill people will memorize and deliver the message after they die! Distortions! Your sure to laugh as you see how this person has taken pictures of stars and distorted their facial features! Check out George Bush and Dick Cheney as Beavis and Butthead! See pictures of whole casts of Friends, Seinfield, the X-Files and more. There are also whole bands such as 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys. You'll find tons of other actors and singers here in this hilarious site! Corpses For Sale! Yes, you heard me right! Buy your very own corpse, or learn how to make your own. Even if you have no intention of buying a corpse, there are some very interesting (or, should I disgusting) pictures of his creations for your sick-minded enjoyment. Crypto Zoology! Click on one of about 25 thumbnails to get the entire background of these creatures, then decide for yourself if they are real. Loch-Ness Live Cam! Hmm...what do you think that was? Could that have been? No, couldn't have. But wait...there it is again! View the live cam and decide for yourself if the Loch-Ness monster really does exist. Toliet Train Your Cat It is possible, find out how! Pics included.

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