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Dear Brandie:
Say a person had a random attraction to household pets.
What advice would you give to someone like that?
Abe, 20
Dear Abe:
I encourage you to explore your sexuality. A random desire
for household pets is very healthy and can really help you in
self-discovery.
There are a few things, however, that you should take into
consideration when choosing your pet. The first would be its
size. You should probably try to control yourself around the
smaller animals and go for larger ones instead. This is
especially true if you have hamsters or gerbils, or something
of that nature. You also need to take into consideration the
animals that tend to scare very easily, such as birds, for they
are prone to heart attacks.
For your protection, try to stay away from the animals with
large teeth( or ones with really sharp little teeth ) that have
tendencies to bite. This can be harmful to you. Also make sure
that you and your pet are properly vacinated--you wouldn't want
to pick up rabies or some other disease.
While I do encourage you to express your sexuality with your pets,
I would advise against pursuing neighbors' and friends' pets
without permission. This could lead to troublesome quarrels and,
in some cases, calls made to alert hotlines or local authorities.
Brandie
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